If our provenance gives me cataracts (and it isn't the propensity for reading and such), then cataracts I shall have. Insomuch as Virginia and I will have a row about choosing Clarissa over me, I am proud of our source text and proud of what it wrought of us.
But you may want to contract with your own Holmes if ever you want to divine this Optometrist as attractive as you beating someone on my behalf would be