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S. Warren Smith (
fractile
) wrote in
thedoorway
,
Flattery gets you everything, my dear. Every little thing.
This is how the conversation (to procure said admired spectacles) went.
Optometrist: What, ho! A man plucked from the pages of difficult to read feminist literature. It is no wonder you develop
cataracts
.
Septimus: Yes, well. Aren't you a clever little b----. Give me those and get the hell out.
Optometrist: Will you sign my copy of
The Years
?
Septimus: For 40% off the purchase price.
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