Sooooo yesterday I took down a mugger 2.5x my size all by myself. NDB, I'm always this amazing. BOOM BABY!
[Filter to X-WOMEN & Rachel Berenson] HAAAAAAAAALP! I AM SO IMPOSSIBLY FUCKED! SOMEONE HELP ME! AM I ALLOWED TO EAT ON THE DATE? BECAUSE I EAT LIKE A FORTY YEAR OLD LINEBACKER! I CAN'T SURVIVE ON SALAD! OMG OMG OMG WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!?!
Look at me. I've obviously been on loads of dates but this is a new era blah de blah...
Thoughts? This pushup bra is doing all it can but idk. You have until Friday to get back to me.