Micah Adopted by Steve Rogers
Max Adopted by Joy Meachum
Evan Adopted by Steve Rogers
Peter Adopted by Tony Stark and Paprika Puffs
Ned Adopted by Tony Stark and Paprika Poots
MJ Adopted by Bucktanon Barnelbus
Dorian Adopted by Steve Rogers
Brick Adopted by Bucktanon Barnelbus
Mouse Adopted by Emma Smith and Sam Winchester
Cole Adopted by Jim Halpert
Lesley Adopted by Guillotine
Agnes Adopted by Cornelius
Camille Adopted by Buffy Cornelius
Diego Adopted by Harper, Dionne, and Stan Roberts
Carl Adopted by Joy Meachum
Stiles Jason and Cady Stalvern
Stiles Jason and Cady Stalvern
Jam Adopted by Oz and Lorraine Dufresne
Miercoles Adopted by Finn and Annie
Penny Adopted by Josh Collins
Mandy Adopted by Dean Winchester
Duck Adopted by Mason Reed and Lucretia Skye
West Adopted by Guillotin
Cannibal Adopted by Pietro Maximoff
Nina Alex Mulloy and Ward Meachum
Kaya Adopted by Oz and Lorraine Dufresne
Taya Adopted by Harper, Dionne, and Stan Roberts
Polly Adopted by Oz and Lorraine Dufresne
Carson Adopted by Mason Reed and Lucretia Skye
Smiley Adopted by Natasha Romanoff
Blake Adopted by Alex Mulloy and Ward Meachum
Pat Adopted by Natasha Romanoff
Karen Adopted by Katherine Pierce
Minnie Adopted by Natasha Romanoff
Faye Adopted by Mason Reed and Lucretia Skye
Hickory Adopted by Wanda Maximoff

So, I don't want to alarm anyone but all the Avengers have been taken on an experiment -- I think? The scientists said they were leaving so I don't know, and we're running out of animals to kill for food.

[The following pairs will find themselves in a windowless room with white walls, white floors, and a white door that won't open. There's two white twin beds on opposite sides of the room. There's one unnaturally bright ceiling light. There's no escaping the room. They're just going to have to sit and chat until they're released.]

Room 1: Joy and Max
Room 2: Jim and Bucky
Room 3: Harper and Phil
Room 4: Jason and Cox
Room 5: Oz and Pietro
Room 6: Alex and Katherine
Room 7: MJ and Brick
Room 8: Camellia and Lorraine
Room 9: Tony and Hero
Room 10: Anubis and Wanda
Room 11: Ember and Carson
Room 12: Greta and Mouse
Room 13: West and Peter
Room 14: Cady and Adrien
Room 15: Faith and Cole

Attention Subjects:

Hugh Drysdale has been awarded his own team, Category 1 housing, and a plethora of food rations. He is a shining example for you. If you ask nicely, he may take pity on you and allow you to join his team.

Subjects of the dome are now under punishment. No food. No one is allowed out of their homes after 6pm or before 7am. No more music. Anyone who breaks the rules will be severely punished.

P.S
On Tuesday, there will be a full moon. The first full moon you will have been allowed to experience since your arrival. Thank Steve.

This is going to sound super weird but I think we're supposed to be bffs.

Adults 21+
So how about all of us hang out or something? I just want to get to know who I'm being held hostage with and see if we can make friends.

Spam for Jason
[She knocks on the door. She needs to apologize to Cady. She doesn't realize she's not there.]

[All of the subjects in Stepford are now in a movie theater watching this play out on screen. The members of Team Rogers and Team Stark have been paired up with a teammate. Each of them has a bunch of cards with their prewritten answers to questions on them. If their partner guesses the correct answer, they get a point. The team that collects the most points by the end of the game, wins. The losing team will be PUNISHED.]

Teams:
Pepper and Peter
West and Anubis
Q and Joy

Janice and Harper
Evan and Steve
Cannibal and Finn