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Clint Barton (thingsandarrows) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2017-06-26 19:37:00

[Filtered to Pepper Potts]

So you might wanna wipe your prints off those flamingos and drop them off kinda near the police department. And like, forget about getting this message.

Y'know. No big.

[Filtered to Matt Murdock]

Hey, so like, I have this arraignment tomorrow. Can you come to that too?

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	hundredtexts 2017-06-26 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	... am I gonna get some kind of explanation for this first? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Pepper / Clint thingsandarrows 2017-06-26 11:55 pm UTC (link)
	nah bro it's cool. The truck with the flamingos was just a little stolen when it was given to me. it happens. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pepper / Clint hundredtexts 2017-06-27 12:20 am UTC (link)
	A little stolen? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Pepper / Clint thingsandarrows 2017-06-27 12:26 am UTC (link)
	In a strictly legal sense (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Pepper / Clint hundredtexts 2017-06-27 01:15 am UTC (link)
	When you say it happens, I assume you mean to you. And often. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pepper / Clint thingsandarrows 2017-06-27 02:58 am UTC (link)
	Yah, I've got kinda crap luck. But like, probably Tony Stark too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pepper / Clint hundredtexts 2017-06-27 06:31 am UTC (link)
	Eh sometimes. I hadn't even gotten the chance to use these in the pool. :( (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pepper / Clint thingsandarrows 2017-06-27 01:19 pm UTC (link)
	Yah I get that. My dog super liked my new furniture story too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pepper / Clint hundredtexts 2017-06-27 03:26 pm UTC (link)
	Who the heck steals so many flamingo floaties though? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	clint + matt absolve 2017-06-29 06:40 pm UTC (link)
	What's the arraignment about? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	clint + matt thingsandarrows 2017-06-29 06:49 pm UTC (link)
	So like possession of stolen goods? But would it maybe be better to try to argue it down to wildlife trafficking? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	clint + matt absolve 2017-06-29 06:58 pm UTC (link)
	I think I need to understand exactly what it is you "did". (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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thingsandarrows
2017-06-29 07:03 pm UTC (link)

Okay. So this looks bad.

But it's not. So I was minding my own business, and this dude in a hoodie comes up and gives me keys to this truck and says he doesn't want it anymore.

So like, cool right? Anyway, it was full of a bunch of flamingo pool toys. Which weird, right? but kind of cool. Anyway so like flash forward a day and a half and these cops come to my door and apparently I'm a "person of interest" in a trafficking case. And the truck is stolen and stuff.

But like, it's not like that. It was a gift.

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	clint + matt absolve 2017-06-29 07:20 pm UTC (link)
	Okay. That looks bad, Clint. What else is in the truck? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	clint + matt thingsandarrows 2017-06-29 07:26 pm UTC (link)
	well yah I guess. but I'm an Avenger. That should count for something. idk I mean it has a fake bottom panel, but it's not like it was smuggling anything at the time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	clint + matt absolve 2017-06-29 07:29 pm UTC (link)
	It counts for "destruction of public property" where I'm from. You're sure? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	clint + matt thingsandarrows 2017-06-29 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	ok but like it also gets you free cab rides where I'm from. I mean that's the first thing you check when someone gifts you a vehicle you. No people, nuclear arms, or heroin. And my dog popped one of the flamingos and it wasn't full of drugs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	clint + matt absolve 2017-06-29 07:34 pm UTC (link)
	I'll represent you at the arraignment, Clint, because I don't know anybody else blockheaded enough to fall for what you fell for. What time are you scheduled? And least no one here reads the Yelp reviews. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	clint + matt thingsandarrows 2017-06-29 07:41 pm UTC (link)
	Like you wouldn't take a free truck full of flamingos. I mean I guess not cause you don't really drive. But if it came with a driver. And like 10:30? Hey I can get Natasha to leave you a bunch of good ones if you need a better yelp presence (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	clint + matt absolve 2017-06-29 07:43 pm UTC (link)
	I wouldn't. Be there at 9:00. Wear a suit and take a shower. Do your hair. Ask Natasha to help you. Your reviews on my Yelp presence has been interesting, respective of your request for help now. One horse town with two defense lawyers, though. They get what they get. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: clint + matt thingsandarrows 2017-06-29 07:58 pm UTC (link)
	Iron Man's redhead did. And she's super responsible ....Ask Natasha to help me take a shower? I mean sure, showing up with a broken arm might gain me a sympathy vote. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	clint + matt absolve 2017-06-29 08:00 pm UTC (link)
	You gave away Okay, Clint. Show up in a suit and tie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	clint + matt thingsandarrows 2017-06-29 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah I got a suit for that. (Reply to this) (Parent)