Oh don't I know it. That's usually my whole method of operations. I really should look into inventing things when I don't need them to save the world in the next two minutes.
Best burger is tough, but the choices I think are Mystic Grill, Crashdown, and Chili's. Ok, chain and all, but man, now I want a burger and ribs. Y'know, that whole thinking with the stomach thing.