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Baelfire Everdeen (brokendeal) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-09-28 21:03:00

Entry tags:

!network post, baelfire, ravi chakrabarti, ronan lynch

FILTER TO DR. RAVI CHAKRABARTI

Hey, Dr. Ravi. Are you okay with being called Dr. Ravi, still? We actually met before, a couple years ago, but I pretty much assume you don't remember given how you introduced yourself all over again. I can call you Dr. Chakrabarti if you'd prefer.

Um. Right. Anyway. Hey.

Oh... uh... I was just wondering... if we wanted to ask you some stuff, do we need to make an appointment?

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FILTER TO RONAN LYNCH

Hey.

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	BAELFIRE/RAVI. drchakrabarti 2018-09-29 01:54 am UTC (link)
	I'm perfectly fine with whatever you're comfortable with. Baelfire, is it? You're right though, I don't remember being here before. It depends. What sort of questions would you like to ask? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	BAELFIRE/RAVI. brokendeal 2018-09-29 01:58 am UTC (link)
	Yes, Sir, but most people call me Bae. It's alright that you don't remember. I'm used to that. Do you know much about vampires? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: BAELFIRE/RAVI. drchakrabarti 2018-09-29 02:07 am UTC (link)
	If that's what you prefer, Bae it is. Please, no need to call me sir though. I'm afraid only what popular culture says. The whole bit about bats, blood sucking, biting, staking, and sunlight. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	BAELFIRE/RAVI. brokendeal 2018-09-29 02:12 am UTC (link)
	Oh. Well. Damn. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: BAELFIRE/RAVI. drchakrabarti 2018-09-29 02:21 am UTC (link)
	I'm a little concerned right now, so could you please elaborate? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	BAELFIRE/RAVI. brokendeal 2018-09-29 02:27 am UTC (link)
	I've been trying to find out the answer to my question with google but if you only know pop culture information, too, I'm not sure if you'll be able to answer my question. But all I'm really finding it a lot of arguments over reddit so I don't know. I'm not the best at using google. [...] Maybe you know. Can vampires have kids? Is that a thing? Usually? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: BAELFIRE/RAVI. drchakrabarti 2018-09-29 02:34 am UTC (link)
	Oh. Not in the human biological sense, if we're following pop culture lore. There's siring which is general considered the vampire equivalent to having progeny, but biologically? I haven't heard of it. I mean there's the unique case of Twilight, but that generally involves male vampires and human females. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	BAELFIRE/RAVI. brokendeal 2018-09-29 02:37 am UTC (link)
	I was worried about biologically. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: BAELFIRE/RAVI. drchakrabarti 2018-09-29 02:41 am UTC (link)
	Sorry, but to be perfectly blunt, are you worried about getting a vampire pregnant? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

BAELFIRE/RAVI.

brokendeal
2018-09-29 02:46 am UTC (link)

Yes?

Except she hasn't mentioned ever having kids before and she's over a thousand. You'd think that would be something she'd mention if she did have one, right? Which she hasn't and so I really, really, really doubt she does. But I wasn't thinking about that before. It didn't even occur to me until, well, it did and it's too late now if it is an issue.

And also Twilight sounds terrifying because Google says that happens all in under a month. A month.

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Re: BAELFIRE/RAVI.

drchakrabarti
2018-09-29 02:54 am UTC (link)

Okay, so my best advice is sitting down with your vampire girlfriend and asking her what she knows a lot vampire reproduction for her kind of vampire.

Then, if you two want to come in so I can run tests, I can do that. But you really need to take your concerns to her. And if you're having sex already, please use condoms regardless. I can't speak with any kind of authority on vampire-human relations, but better safe than with vampire herpes.

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	BAELFIRE/RAVI. brokendeal 2018-09-29 02:59 am UTC (link)
	That sounds like a terrible idea. I do not think she'll want to do that. I haven't bought those before. What is--- Yes, right, yes. Okay. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: BAELFIRE/RAVI.

drchakrabarti
2018-09-29 03:04 am UTC (link)

Please don't birth any vampire hybrids unless you fully understand what you're getting into.

Also, sure condoms dull sensations, but they help prevent pregnancy and most STIs. Not 100% effective, but still good. And the pull put method is NOT very effective. So don't do that unless you're fully committed to the idea of raising human/vampire babies.

Make smart decisions. Come to the fort if you need condoms. Talk to your girlfriend about your concerns.

Don't be Bella Swan.

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BAELFIRE/RAVI.

brokendeal
2018-09-29 03:12 am UTC (link)

No, I have no intention to. That was the concern to begin with.

[...] Yeah. I don't...I remember you going over all of this in Mount Weather. It's why I asked you specifically because you know about these things. But that was a long time ago and I've never...until now...and I remember you saying about condoms but...yes. I'll get some. That's what I'm basically trying to say. Yes.

Can't I just go to the store for them?

No vampire babies.

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	Re: BAELFIRE/RAVI. drchakrabarti 2018-09-29 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	You can go to a store for them, but I can do a demonstration with a banana so you know how to put it on right. But if you're confident in being able to follow a youtube tutorial, please youtube it. Good. I honestly wouldn't know the first thing about vampire babies and their care routine, so thank you for that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	BAELFIRE/RAVI. brokendeal 2018-09-30 12:33 am UTC (link)
	I've seen your banana demonstration before. I remember how it's supposed to work. Thank you for answering my questions. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: BAELFIRE/RAVI. drchakrabarti 2018-09-30 12:42 am UTC (link)
	It's never going to get any less weird, knowing there was another me around before. Of course. Thank you for taking this seriously enough to ask questions. I'm always available to help answer any other questions you may have. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	baelfire/ronan. chainsawheart 2018-09-29 03:03 am UTC (link)
	Sup? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	baelfire/ronan. brokendeal 2018-09-29 03:04 am UTC (link)
	Are you busy tonight? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: baelfire/ronan. chainsawheart 2018-09-29 03:09 am UTC (link)
	Sounds like I will be, with whatever we're doing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfire/ronan. brokendeal 2018-09-29 03:12 am UTC (link)
	Can we go to Wal-Mart? Just you and me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: baelfire/ronan. chainsawheart 2018-09-29 03:14 am UTC (link)
	Sure. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfire/ronan. brokendeal 2018-09-29 03:15 am UTC (link)
	Yeah? Cool. Thank you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfire/ronan. chainsawheart 2018-09-29 03:16 am UTC (link)
	Why wouldn't I go to Wal-Mart with you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfire/ronan. brokendeal 2018-09-29 03:18 am UTC (link)
	I didn't think you'd say 'no.' (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfire/ronan. chainsawheart 2018-09-29 03:21 am UTC (link)
	Whatever you say. I got a couple things I could pick up, anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent)