You know what I discovered in this last week? I can't lie. Someone asks me a question, and suddenly I'm talking about everything on my mind. They just want a "I'm good. How 'bout you?" Instead, I have given total strangers a full rundown on how much I miss my wife because she's living in another world. Not even another state. Another world. Y'know. Just a completely sane thing to hear from a total stranger. Guess what, total stranger, I was Spider-Man back before I lost all my powers.
This is a bad idea.
I don't know why I started to write.
It was vaguely funny in my head because irony and self-depreciation is my jam, but now I'm writing because I can't stop writing.
Man, I really miss having powers. I'm happy for what I have, but I would sign up in two seconds flat to
[Peter chucks his phone to stop himself, and the entry posts. Because of course it does.]