I'd be happy to be captain. We could also do general physical training/teamwork/drills together off the pitch given how short practices are. We can totally use the Castle of Lions for that. Allura will agree to it, I'm sure.
I haven't seen Ron in person, but otherwise we're Team Tiny here. And okay, I wanna throw out the idea of dung beetle because poop. But the rhinoceros beetle and leafcutter ants are tiny but both lift MANY MANY times more than their own body weight. Which feels comparable to us here. We'll pulverize the other teams.