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Det. Jake Sherlock Peralta ([info]noicetoitsmort) wrote in [info]thedisplaced,
@ 2018-08-17 12:45:00

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Entry tags:!network post, amy santiago, buffy summers (the shift), jake peralta

Network Post: toon!Jake Peralta
I need MORE THINGS to try cuz this is the BEST! I've been painting tunnels, I'm pulling all kinds of things out of endless pockets, I'm making Zs when I sleep, I'm going all huge mouth on my foods, I'm making Amy make that face she makes... SOMEONE thinks I shouldn't test gravity. SOMEONE is getting all the smooches, heart-eyes, and AWOOOGAs I can make.


[OOC: sorry for no illustrated visual aid, but look at his face! Jake is already a toon!]


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[info]binders
2018-08-17 05:01 pm UTC (link)
Those Zs come with some snores too.

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[info]noicetoitsmort
2018-08-17 05:11 pm UTC (link)
They do? AM I SAWING LOGS?!?!

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[info]binders
2018-08-17 05:13 pm UTC (link)
I haven't been able to sleep since you became a Toon and I have tried everything to wake you up. Nothing works.

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[info]noicetoitsmort
2018-08-17 05:18 pm UTC (link)
Sorry about the sleep but WHAT HAVE YOU TRIED?! Water? Bullhorn?!

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[info]binders
2018-08-17 05:21 pm UTC (link)
Not the water. I sleep there too.

Whistle. Bullhorn. Shoving pillows under your head and shoulders to fix your snoring. I even tried to wake you up with kisses, but you just wouldn't! That ALWAYS works!

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[info]noicetoitsmort
2018-08-17 05:28 pm UTC (link)
I didn't wake up for KISSES?!? This is supposed to be AWESOME!

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[info]binders
2018-08-17 05:30 pm UTC (link)
Naked kisses at that.

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[info]noicetoitsmort
2018-08-17 05:40 pm UTC (link)
I missed NAKED KISSES?!?!

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[info]binders
2018-08-17 05:41 pm UTC (link)
I may have also tried to smother your snoring with a pillow after that. Your cartoon mouth moved around the pillow.

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[info]noicetoitsmort
2018-08-17 05:43 pm UTC (link)
Ok, less sexy, kinda homicidal, should I be worried...?

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[info]binders
2018-08-17 05:49 pm UTC (link)
Every night, Jake.

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[info]noicetoitsmort
2018-08-17 05:51 pm UTC (link)
What if I sleep on the sofa? In the car? Or the roof? I'm not scared for my toony life now.

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[info]binders
2018-08-17 05:56 pm UTC (link)
Are you serious? I'm not going to kill you. I might just go stay at a hotel until this is done.


They said this happens. They said it doesn't last long. IT BETTER NOT LAST LONG. I DIDN'T AGREE TO MARRY A TOON.

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[info]noicetoitsmort
2018-08-17 07:01 pm UTC (link)
Sleep deprivation makes people crazy, Amy! And you shouldn't have to stay in a hotel because of me.

Besides, I could totally go rockstar on a hotel room.



Uh, YOU KINDA DID.

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[info]binders
2018-08-17 07:03 pm UTC (link)
No one is sleeping on that couch. Not after your sister and that —


I'm getting that hotel room, and that's final.


Not a REAL cartoon.

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[info]doctorf
2018-08-17 06:53 pm UTC (link)
This is your husband?

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[info]binders
2018-08-17 06:55 pm UTC (link)
He's actually a cartoon in real-life too.

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[info]doctorf
2018-08-17 07:05 pm UTC (link)
So his outsides match his insides?

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[info]binders
2018-08-17 07:06 pm UTC (link)
Ha ha, funny!

(No taking them out to find out.)

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[info]doctorf
2018-08-17 07:15 pm UTC (link)
I try occasionally.

(Because of who I am?)

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[info]binders
2018-08-17 07:19 pm UTC (link)
Not funny?

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[info]doctorf
2018-08-17 07:28 pm UTC (link)
I'm not certain. It is hard to know who means it or not. In Chicago, everyone knew. Not just the ones displaced. It was exhausting.

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[info]binders
2018-08-17 07:29 pm UTC (link)
I know you're Dr. Frankenstein. Why would I make that joke if I thought you might actually do it?

Besides, you started the joke first.

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[info]doctorf
2018-08-17 08:15 pm UTC (link)
I assumed you meant his personality was that of a toon, thus he was now showing it outwardly.

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[info]binders
2018-08-19 10:19 pm UTC (link)
I'm overexplaining it, but I really didn't mean to offend you. Or think that you would actually do it.

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[info]doctorf
2018-08-20 05:55 am UTC (link)
I am a bit off bringing the dead back to life by means other than CPR. Too many consequences I wasn't prepared to live with. I am perhaps a little over aware of it.

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[info]classprotector
2018-08-19 05:18 am UTC (link)
Tried ordering Acme?

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