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Tweak says, "Don't make me use my numchucks"

Drax has sensitive nipples (whyisgamora) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-07-22 21:53:00

Entry tags:

drax (mcu), loki odinson (mcu), nebula (mcu), sam wilson / falke (au), wanda maximoff / scarlet witch (mcu)

I thought Thanos was supposed to kill us when he snapped his fingers, not send us to another planet.

I must return to Titan to finish the battle!

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	filtered against those under 18 controlmyown 2018-07-23 02:38 am UTC (link)
	He did. But the portal you came through can pull you from that moment and keep you whole. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	filtered against those under 18 whyisgamora 2018-07-23 02:44 am UTC (link)
	What portal? Who are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: filtered against those under 18 controlmyown 2018-07-23 02:47 am UTC (link)
	The portal you came through in the bureau. My name is Wanda Maximoff. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	filtered against those under 18 whyisgamora 2018-07-23 02:54 am UTC (link)
	Your name is too long. I do not know what is a bureau. I was in this building for a long time with people yammering at me, but I was just released. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: filtered against those under 18 controlmyown 2018-07-23 02:55 am UTC (link)
	You can call me Wanda. The building you were in is the bureau. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	filtered against those under 18 whyisgamora 2018-07-23 03:03 am UTC (link)
	Wanda alright. Whatever its called, I am glad I'm not inside there anymore. It was very boring. I must find Thanos. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	filtered against those under 18 controlmyown 2018-07-23 12:45 pm UTC (link)
	He is not here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	filtered against those under 18 whyisgamora 2018-07-23 05:42 pm UTC (link)
	Then take me to him! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: filtered against those under 18 controlmyown 2018-07-23 08:38 pm UTC (link)
	He is not in this universe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	filtered against those under 18 whyisgamora 2018-07-23 09:25 pm UTC (link)
	Then take me to that universe. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	walkman 2018-07-23 02:51 am UTC (link)
	No. Absolutely not. You stay here. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	whyisgamora 2018-07-23 02:57 am UTC (link)
	Quill! Why? We almost had him, if only you hadn't become enraged when told about the death of Gamora. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	walkman 2018-07-23 03:04 am UTC (link)
	Because when he snaps his fingers, that's it. We'd be going back to be nothing. And Gamora's here. So, like I said, we stay here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whyisgamora 2018-07-23 03:14 am UTC (link)
	So this portal put us back together? And made Gamora alive again? Was this part of the plan that the floating man had to win? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	walkman 2018-07-23 03:19 am UTC (link)
	No, the portal just brings us here. In your case? It probably brought you a second before the gauntlet did it's work. The rest of us have been here for awhile. But we all know what happened. Probably should have listened when they were explaining everything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whyisgamora 2018-07-23 05:41 pm UTC (link)
	Who is this portal? Is it like the Collector? Is the bureau its fortress? They were boring and spoke too long. I only wanted to leave. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	nebula 2018-07-23 04:36 am UTC (link)
	Do not blame Quill for Thanos's evil. That was my folly. I blamed Gamora when it was Thanos who should have been blamed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whyisgamora 2018-07-23 05:36 pm UTC (link)
	Alright, then you were the idiot. If it wasn't for you, we would have won! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nebula 2018-07-23 07:21 pm UTC (link)
	You are a moron. No surprise that Ronan was able to throw you around like a doll. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whyisgamora 2018-07-23 09:17 pm UTC (link)
	I am not a doll! You are a doll! Next time we face off, I will show you my immense strength! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	winterfalcon 2018-07-23 06:28 am UTC (link)
	He went to Earth. They didn't kill him either. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whyisgamora 2018-07-23 05:38 pm UTC (link)
	How do you know this? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	winterfalcon 2018-07-23 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	I saw. But different. Different people died than other people remember. It's the multiverse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whyisgamora 2018-07-23 09:01 pm UTC (link)
	You watched but you did not fight? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	winterfalcon 2018-07-24 03:01 am UTC (link)
	I was fighting the big army of monsters. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whyisgamora 2018-07-24 03:35 pm UTC (link)
	That's incredible! Too bad I was not there. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	hashertricks 2018-07-23 04:42 pm UTC (link)
	I see you're joining the grudge against Thanos party. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	whyisgamora 2018-07-23 05:32 pm UTC (link)
	I am not interested in parties! Thanos must be stopped, even if I have to do it myself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hashertricks 2018-07-23 06:42 pm UTC (link)
	Metaphorically. It's not actually a party, no matter how much alcohol is consumed over the topic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whyisgamora 2018-07-23 09:02 pm UTC (link)
	If it's not a party, then why did you say it was? Where can I acquire alcoholic drinks on this desert planet? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hashertricks 2018-07-23 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	Figure of speech. That depends on your constitution. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whyisgamora 2018-07-23 09:19 pm UTC (link)
	Speech does not have a figure. What does constitution mean? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hashertricks 2018-07-23 09:22 pm UTC (link)
	My my. We are literal, aren't we? In this case, I speak of your tolerance for alcohol. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whyisgamora 2018-07-23 09:30 pm UTC (link)
	Then I have the heartiest constitution! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hashertricks 2018-07-23 11:49 pm UTC (link)
	Then I fear you will find this world's drinks to be disappointing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whyisgamora 2018-07-24 02:02 am UTC (link)
	What is the name of this planet? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hashertricks 2018-07-24 02:14 am UTC (link)
	Midgard. The natives call it Earth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whyisgamora 2018-07-24 02:47 am UTC (link)
	Earth is the planet Quill is always talking about. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hashertricks 2018-07-24 02:49 am UTC (link)
	Understandable, given that he's human and humans live here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whyisgamora 2018-07-24 03:33 pm UTC (link)
	Are all humans as pathetic as him? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hashertricks 2018-07-24 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	Seeing as I barely know him, I don't believe it would be a fair comparison. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whyisgamora 2018-07-25 01:04 am UTC (link)
	Who are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hashertricks 2018-07-25 02:11 am UTC (link)
	Loki, son of Odin and Frigga, and brother to Thor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whyisgamora 2018-07-25 02:22 am UTC (link)
	Let us consume some of these mediocre alcoholic drinks. I do not want to write any more. (Reply to this) (Parent)