Merlin's balls, Texas? If I had to be transported against my will somewhere did have to be someplace so bloody hot? Or could it have least waited until after I found out if I made the Hollyhead Harpies or not? Or preferably, couldn't it have just not happened at all?
Anyway, I guess I should introduce myself. My name is Ginny Weasley, and this is probably one of the most bizarre things to happen to me.