Matt + Tony
I would say that would be incredibly mean, except I'm pretty sure that threat is completely empty. You would never take away your cat's food!
Just wait until we get into the foot race! I actually have a lot of ideas about that, but I should probably concentrate on arms at the moment.
Oh, are you going to have it ready for me to sign when you get here? Hm. I know I was going to go for a purple aesthetic, but I feel like lipstick kisses should probably be classic bright red. Especially since that's your favorite color. [...] I suppose I could also use it to kiss your poor hurt head.