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Eleanor Shellstrop is ([info]teamcockroach) wrote in [info]thedisplaced,
@ 2018-06-24 21:15:00

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Entry tags:!network post, eleanor shellstrop, ianto jones, jason todd / red hood (au), tahani al-jamil

How was I to know that asking a guy who's half horse and half human just how he and other half horse people bang was going to offend him?


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[info]fallenrobin
2018-06-25 01:38 am UTC (link)
Because that would offend most people.

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[info]teamcockroach
2018-06-25 01:53 am UTC (link)
You never know til you ask.

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[info]fallenrobin
2018-06-25 02:01 am UTC (link)
Why? Are you in love with a centaur?

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[info]teamcockroach
2018-06-25 02:02 am UTC (link)
Who needs love to have sex?

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[info]fallenrobin
2018-06-25 02:03 am UTC (link)
Who needs sex?

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[info]teamcockroach
2018-06-25 02:07 am UTC (link)
Me. I need sex. I happen to like sex very much.

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[info]fallenrobin
2018-06-25 02:09 am UTC (link)
Well I mean if that's what you want ...

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[info]teamcockroach
2018-06-25 02:09 am UTC (link)
Sure. Probably not with a half horse dude, though. Too weird for me.

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[info]fallenrobin
2018-06-25 02:11 am UTC (link)
That's why you'd have love without the sex.

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[info]teamcockroach
2018-06-25 02:12 am UTC (link)
Love's for losers anyway.

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[info]fallenrobin
2018-06-25 02:12 am UTC (link)
How can you say that?

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[info]teamcockroach
2018-06-25 02:13 am UTC (link)
Because it's true.

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[info]fallenrobin
2018-06-25 02:13 am UTC (link)
Then I guess I'm a loser and happy to be one!

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[info]teamcockroach
2018-06-25 02:16 am UTC (link)
No shit, you fell for the big L-scam? Who's going to be the one breaking your heart then?

If you say one of your dogs, I'm going to go back and give horse dude your number.

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[info]fallenrobin
2018-06-25 02:19 am UTC (link)
You leave my dogs out of this.

Mia won't break my heart!

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[info]teamcockroach
2018-06-25 02:26 am UTC (link)
Who's Mia?

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[info]fallenrobin
2018-06-25 02:37 am UTC (link)
One of Ollie's students. She's gorgeous.

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[info]teamcockroach
2018-06-25 02:38 am UTC (link)
If you say so, bro. I have no idea who that is.

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[info]fallenrobin
2018-06-25 02:40 am UTC (link)
Well you're invited to the wedding.

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[info]teamcockroach
2018-06-25 12:15 pm UTC (link)
Wedding?

Will there be shrimp?

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[info]fallenrobin
2018-06-25 08:19 pm UTC (link)
I don't know. Maybe?

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[info]teamcockroach
2018-06-25 08:22 pm UTC (link)
There better be or I'm not coming.

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[info]fallenrobin
2018-06-25 08:50 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, yeah. Jeez.

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[info]nosuitnoservice
2018-06-25 01:43 am UTC (link)
Generally I think "how do you even fuck?" is more of a second meeting kind of question.

(That said - probably the same way horses do.)

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[info]teamcockroach
2018-06-25 01:52 am UTC (link)
Eh, probably.

You think so? Seems that'd be more awkward, but who am I to judge?

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[info]tahanitime
2018-06-25 03:36 am UTC (link)
Really, darling. You've got to think more carefully about these things. Tact is a wonderful thing to have.

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[info]teamcockroach
2018-06-25 12:15 pm UTC (link)
That's what I have you around for, doll.

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