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Tweak says, "Winter is coming."

Lance (thesharpshooter) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-06-24 19:50:00

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!network post, alice quinn, lance

[FILTERED TO ALICE QUINN]

ALICE! Super important! I need you rate from 1 to 10 how much you want to go see a baby horse. I'll even give you a hint. It's 10.

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	phosphoromancy 2018-06-24 11:59 pm UTC (link)
	No, Lance. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thesharpshooter 2018-06-24 11:59 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, come on. Baby horse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	phosphoromancy 2018-06-25 12:02 am UTC (link)
	I don't want to see a baby horse today. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thesharpshooter 2018-06-25 12:07 am UTC (link)
	How about sometime this week? You know. When you're ready for a baby horse in your life. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	phosphoromancy 2018-06-25 12:18 am UTC (link)
	Maybe. I don't know if I'm going to have time. But, well, where is this baby horse? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thesharpshooter 2018-06-25 12:20 am UTC (link)
	The farm Keith works on. I mean, I like the goats but the horse is cute. Totally up your alley. Kinda related, but did I ever tell you about Kaltenecker? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	phosphoromancy 2018-06-25 12:24 am UTC (link)
	And is Keith going to be there? No. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

thesharpshooter
2018-06-25 12:29 am UTC (link)

Nah, he doesn't have to be. The owners know me, so they won't mind.

Okay, so get this. We had to find some parts for the ship so Allura could do her magic space ship piloting stuff, and Coran says that we need to go to a space mall to find them. Pidge and me get all side quest and find this store selling an old video game system, so we might've hopped in the fountain to collect some space money, bought the game system... and the shop guys says we get a free Kaltenecker with the purchase.

Kalteneck is a living, breathing cow. Like we got a bonus cow because we bought a video game system in a space mall.

I miss her. I really hope she's back home, having a good time in her virtual pasture. She's such a good girl.

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	phosphoromancy 2018-06-25 12:42 am UTC (link)
	I don't mean that to sound like I don't want to see him. [...] You got a cow for free for buying a console? How is that even a smart business decision for the owner? Was he trying to off load the cow for a specific reason? She didn't make her way here in Allura's palace? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

thesharpshooter
2018-06-25 12:48 am UTC (link)

Don't worry about it. I see him every day, but that's a personal life choice?

Probably was just trying to get a cow out of his shop. His loss. Seriously, after you live on space food goo for so long, you really start missing actual food. Kaltenecker brought milkshakes back into my life. She's forever my hero.

No, she didn't make it to this world. I keep hoping. I mean, Allura got her mice.

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	phosphoromancy 2018-06-25 12:52 am UTC (link)
	At least you all took well to her and it wasn't a burden. Now my real question is how'd you manage milkshakes after that? Were they space goo flavored? You'll need to ask Santa when December comes around. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thesharpshooter 2018-06-25 12:58 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, I grew up with animals around and she's not the first creature I've milked. And if you get Hunk in the kitchen, he can make anything taste amazing. No space good flavor. Just a refreshing milkshake in space. Dear Santa, I've been really good this year. Can I have my cow? Sincerely, Lance (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	phosphoromancy 2018-06-25 01:04 am UTC (link)
	My Aunt had a farm but there weren't any animals or livestock on it. It was primarily produce. Anyway. I don't doubt Hunk's abilities. He'd probably do it. He gave me what I asked for. Or whatever was pretending to be him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thesharpshooter 2018-06-25 01:08 am UTC (link)
	Last Christmas I got a bunch of money. I asked for it, but it's kinda crazy to think back on it now. I barely used any on my myself. It just felt obvious to get that car Keith wanted. Allura wanted some clothes. I guess whatever gave us those things couldn't have been so bad. It knew what would do the most good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	phosphoromancy 2018-06-25 01:11 am UTC (link)
	Money has it's uses and I don't think any would think less of you for asking for it, especially since you used practically all of it on others. I'd gotten my battery but I never ended up using it for the purpose I intended. And my second option is pointless now that Penny's gone. I'm holding onto it for safe keeping at this point. Yeah, possibly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thesharpshooter 2018-06-25 01:15 am UTC (link)
	Oh yeah. I just think Kaltenecker might be a better choice than money this year. I mean if we're all still here and not... you know. Back in that place with the dwarves. Or the pirates. Or the merfolk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	phosphoromancy 2018-06-25 01:18 am UTC (link)
	[...] ~~I hadn't thought about what happens if we get pulled away. It could come then.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thesharpshooter 2018-06-25 01:20 am UTC (link)
	Alice? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	phosphoromancy 2018-06-25 01:24 am UTC (link)
	~~I hate this place.~~ It's fine. I'm sorry. Tell me more about Kaltenecker? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thesharpshooter 2018-06-25 01:27 am UTC (link)
	You're sure? Well, one time Allura and Coran tried to ask her for a milkshake. They didn't realize where milk comes from until I showed them how to get it. Pretty sure finding out broke them a little. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	phosphoromancy 2018-06-25 01:32 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure. Did their planet not have livestock? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thesharpshooter 2018-06-25 01:39 am UTC (link)
	I don't actually know. Altea's been gone for thousands for years, so everything that's left is basically the ship and memories. (Reply to this) (Parent)