InsaneJournal

**IMPORTANT**
Alright. I'm making teleporter bracelets that can take you to the dinosaur island place in an emergency. Bonus: they can also take you home, wherever your home is here in Tumbleweed, either from the island or from somewhere else dangerous. So if you're in trouble here, you can go to the island, and if you wander off and get into trouble somewhere, you can get out of it by teleporting home. The bracelets can also bring pets, people nearby, or important belongings along with you, as long as you're touching them.

Here's how they work: you wear it. You imagine yourself appearing on the island. You disappear here, end up there. If you're on the island (or somewhere else), you imagine yourself appearing at home. Then you're there.

You have to intentionally imagine it and wish at it, so it shouldn't just take you there every time you think about the island, but if you've got super strong psychic thoughts or some shit and you think you might accidentally end up blipping back and forth, just talk to me, I guess. I didn't want to use the tapping function that the bracelets had for the cruise because sometimes your hands aren't free or you're injured or you might want to grab shit to bring there with you or whatever. If for some reason you don't have hands, they can also go on ankles or -- talk to me if you got special needs.

They come in two types: leather bands, or invisible. The leather bands can be plain or braided, and come in all different colors. You can put your own beads and shit on them if you want. If you want something fancier, like a watch or something, you gotta provide me with a good picture or, even better, a real thing, and you gotta pay me for my time and effort. Cost depends on how much time and effort that is. Remember you can always just get the invisible one -- you can feel that it's there, but nobody'll be able to see it.

They're designed not to get lost. So if you take them off intentionally, they'll stay off, but you can use the same intentionally imagining them back on your wrist if you're out and you need it and you don't have it. Then you can go wherever. If they fall off, or get stolen, or somehow end up off your wrist without you having taken it off on purpose, they'll reappear on your wrist by themselves.

If the portal takes you home for real, they're supposed to stay here, and will end up in the box I'm gonna be giving to Fort Neill so they can give 'em out to new people. It's supposed to stay with you for as long as you're hopping around universes with us, but really who the fuck knows with the portal. I guess we'll find out at some point whether that part works or not. I'm not sure they'd be any use in another universe anyway so whatever.

You can pick them up from me today or tomorrow or from the military base after that.

RAVEN BOYS + BAELFIRE + FRAY + MARCY

You all get your own customized ones for free, because I made them already. You'd better like them.