Or a very enlightened one. I mean, I can't say anything about strange schools. Ours used this spell which turned us into birds once and sent us to Brakebills South (in Antarctica) where we had to learn how to use magic to drive nails into wood and extract those nails back out of the wood and use mind control on fireflies. I mean, also they made us go through 40 timeloops, which was kind of problematic, but that was mostly the Dean and Eliza who was actually just J