I can't stay cooped up in this room. It's driving me crazy. There's only so many documentaries and stupid reality shows I can watch. So I gotta lay some ground rules for being around me. I haven't had any mishaps yet, but it's a matter of time on this stupid ship, so here's the deal:
If you see me, do NOT come within 5 feet of me. I don't like to be touched. It's disgusts me.
If that's not enough, then consider this: switching bodies is incredibly painful and disorienting for everyone involved. I'm used to it, so I know how to stay on my feet when it happens. You? Aren't. And I would prefer that you don't hurt my body.