If we did that, we'd have to make sure it was a port everybody was enjoying, so they wouldn't be mad about staying longer. Probably we should've picked Middle Earth.
As in it's more normal for you to get interrupted by aliens? [...] I think a smart man of science like you will be able to figure it out.
There's air hockey in the fitness center! And by the laws of physics, I'm pretty sure there will be fabric ripping. There's just not enough room to move in it.