Seriously. That's like the worst part of these cruises. All this nice new tech and only the promise of a jail cell if you poke the wrong thing. Although jail's better than nanotech attacks to the brain, so I guess there's that plus side at least.
You're only saying that because there isn't a chance of random robot attacks. Or there wasn't. Now that I said it, there will be. Either way, I look forward to seeing how you handle yourself.
Ok, but who was the judge of how hilariously small these old clothes are? Because I will sing the praises of way too small clothing when it's the right type of too small.