Re: Napoleon/Q
I think you filling the role of magical shoulder man is more than good enough. How about we stick to that, let your friend have sexy pirate, and all of you can stop getting into trouble.
And I realize this doesn't mean much because my sense self-preservation can be just as bad as yours, but still. I would very much like to sleep with you again or go on an adventure with you and we can't do either of those things if you're injured.