Sure, pal. I've seen a lotta crazy stuff, but I know when to draw the line, and this is miles past it. That sorta thing just don't exist.
I gotta say, though, that if this is some fun little fantasy of yours, something that popped up after marathoning Snow White one too many times, I'm not going to blame or judge you. I'm just gonna let you know that that sorta thing is aint reality.