It's not that easy. You gotta consolidate and that doesn't even touch coming up with a good explanation for why you had several aliases. There's also the chance of interference with my position as a Librarian. There's just a lot of factors, man.
Well, you don't have to worry because I remember all too well the damage done to our lab and the numerous explosions that have sent a lot of our doors to the great beyond.
...I have a feeling that some things I might like will be on your boring list but just do your thing and I'll sort it out. Now get me into Middle Earth.