Then we'll make a good team then. I'm from what you all call Star Wars, and I'm a rogue archaeologist. I specialize in finding tech, updating tech, making it useable, and then selling tech. Mostly tech. Occasionally other things too, but mostly tech.
My torturebot didn't come with me, and neither did my assassin droid, so we're stuck with this old battle droid I was working on when we arrived here. It has no weaponry, so we'll have to make due with network, alerts, and defensive countermeasures.