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Alastor Moody ([info]i_mad) wrote in [info]thedisplaced,
@ 2017-12-19 06:21:00

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Entry tags:!network post, alastor moody (au), dorcas meadowes, emmeline vance, gene hunt, hera syndulla

If you're expecting me to buy you a present, you're going to be disappointed. Never been good at picking shit out for other people, and I ain't going to start trying. Unless you want laundry detergent or air fresheners in your stockings. Before anybody starts accusing me of having a crappy holiday attitude, don't bother because I don't care.

Of course, where I'm from the Christmases isn't as festive as they are here. Dumbledore tried, reckoned it would boost morale, and it was easy enough to cut down a tree and decorate it with ornaments that were already in storage. But rationing made it so Hogwarts feasts weren't nowhere as opulent as before, and with each passing year it got tighter. If you got a present, it was usually food or something home made. The school had become a refugee camp, so it was hard to get into the spirit when you'd been driven out of your home and / or the faces of your loved ones were gnawed off by zombies. Times like that is when you really appreciate what you have, along with those people around you. Too bad there ain't a way to send stuff to those that are still there.



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[info]emmline
2017-12-19 01:55 pm UTC (link)
You really are the same across all universes aren't youMost people here have a story similar to something like that. Maybe not zombies, but I don't know anyone that's come from a perfect war-free world.

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[info]wonkytonks
2017-12-19 05:20 pm UTC (link)
I'll take some laundry detergent!

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[info]i_mad
2017-12-19 05:49 pm UTC (link)
You would.

Which scent? Don't think they have candy cane.

You know what, never mind. I'm not even going to bother picking out which scent you want - you get whatever's on sale.

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[info]wonkytonks
2017-12-19 06:04 pm UTC (link)
Brilliant!

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[info]syndulla
2017-12-19 07:34 pm UTC (link)
Christmas is about gift giving?

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[info]i_mad
2017-12-20 12:38 am UTC (link)
You'd think so, what with all the hoopla going on in the stores. This on sale, that on sale.

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[info]syndulla
2017-12-20 10:00 pm UTC (link)
I really wouldn't know because we don't have 'Christmas' as a holiday where I'm from. I was gathering that giving and receiving presents was a fair portion of it.

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[info]i_mad
2017-12-20 10:09 pm UTC (link)
There's a part that's supposed to be Peace on Earth, Goodwill Towards Man, but I wouldn't know about that because I ain't ever seen it happen.

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[info]syndulla
2017-12-20 10:13 pm UTC (link)
Peace hasn't been around much where I've come from either. I'm Hera Syndulla.

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[info]i_mad
2017-12-20 10:17 pm UTC (link)
Pretty much a universal thing. Maybe pockets here and there, but doubt it's possible. Somebody's always going to cause problems.

Alastor Moody. Where are you from?

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[info]syndulla
2017-12-20 10:19 pm UTC (link)
Sometimes they're larger than others, I suppose.

It's a pleasure. I'm from Ryloth, it's a planet in the Outer Rim of my galaxy.

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[info]i_mad
2017-12-20 10:28 pm UTC (link)
Or maybe some last longer than others.

I'm from Derry, a city on the Outer Rim of Ireland.

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[info]syndulla
2017-12-20 10:30 pm UTC (link)
I suppose so. I'd like to think the Empire won't last so long, but they have already been around for most of my life.

Is Ireland a planet?

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[info]i_mad
2017-12-20 10:39 pm UTC (link)
You're part of that universe with the Empire, eh?

Ireland's a country on Earth. There's a version of it on this Earth, but it'll be different than my Earth on account there's no Wizarding communities.

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[info]syndulla
2017-12-21 01:26 am UTC (link)
You've heard of it then? It's one in the same, although it wasn't always an Empire, there was a Republic before.

You're a wizard?

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[info]i_mad
2017-12-21 01:56 am UTC (link)
Sorta. Know somebody else from the same universe as you. Do tell. What happened?

Aye, I am.

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[info]syndulla
2017-12-21 06:22 pm UTC (link)
A man named Palpatine declared himself Emperor, killed off hundred of the Jedi Knights, who were the protectors of that Republic. It came at the end of a long and messy war and many people just wanted peace, but the peace came with a strong price.

It seems like there are many different types of people here, and I look forward to getting to know them all. What is it like in this Ireland that is here, but not here.

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[info]zunia
2017-12-19 11:54 pm UTC (link)
Well, there's always a nice weapon. Knife sets. Home made tickets for lessons on how to protect yourself. Whittling someone a turd out of wood. You can even carve them a greeting. It can say Merry Shitmas.

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[info]i_mad
2017-12-20 12:36 am UTC (link)
Whittling's too much work. What if I just give them a real turd? Can be nice and fresh, too.

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[info]zunia
2017-12-20 12:38 am UTC (link)
Get someone to dip it in some gold to make it extra special.

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[info]i_mad
2017-12-20 12:41 am UTC (link)
With a pretty bow on top. Great! Now I can cross you off my shopping list.

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[info]zunia
2017-12-20 12:43 am UTC (link)
If it's not a pretty bow, I'm giving it back.

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[info]i_mad
2017-12-20 01:04 am UTC (link)
Define 'pretty'. My version of pretty may be different than yours.

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[info]zunia
2017-12-20 01:33 am UTC (link)
If you have to ask, you'd better just buy one of those stick on bows.

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[info]i_mad
2017-12-20 01:55 am UTC (link)
That's exactly what I was planning to do.

You getting me a gift?

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[info]zunia
2017-12-20 02:00 am UTC (link)
With the promise of a golden turd and a pretty bow, how could I not?

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[info]i_mad
2017-12-20 07:15 pm UTC (link)
Going to be the best turd you ever got.

[Private]
Arrange a dinner with you, me, and this Kylo fucker.

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[info]zunia
2017-12-22 06:26 am UTC (link)
My most prized possession.

[Private]
I'll arrange something. You can just call him Kylo, however.

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[info]manc_lion
2017-12-20 08:02 pm UTC (link)
You're a cheerful bastard, aren't you?

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[info]i_mad
2017-12-20 10:09 pm UTC (link)
A bright ball of Christmas joy.

You got something against it?

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[info]dorcasmeadowes
2017-12-24 03:05 am UTC (link)
Hi Moody, must have missed your arrival. I think you're not my Moody but good to see a familiar face.

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