Well, I'd like to make a reservation. I have an idea! The Community Theater has their opening night on Friday. How would you like to go to that, and then have dinner before?
No, it isn't odd. I know of others who feel the same way about the fake ones. Do whatever you feel comfortable with.
No bother at all. I just don't want Charlie to say something inappropriate[...] After the play, we could return to the Cottage where I'm staying, have a drink and sit while looking at the lights. There are other places to go and see them, if you're not comfortable with that.