You think I can pick one? That one is a bunch of shit though, I mean, they already have fucking Valentine's for that bull. This whole 'National Insert Bullshit Thing Here' concept is a load of bull in general. Having one day out of the whole year to not be a total shit about everything? Fuck off with that.
Shit man, some of my life lessons came from Jim Henson. Even if I never did figure out what the hell animal Gonzo was.