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Clint is not Legolas ([info]imnotlegolas) wrote in [info]thedisplaced,
@ 2017-11-07 19:10:00

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Entry tags:!network post, clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), johanna mason (au), laura barton, violet parr

That annoying moment when you forgot all your jeans are dirty and need washing... Guess it's laundry day.


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[info]ex_forestry998
2017-11-08 12:35 am UTC (link)
Gross.

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[info]imnotlegolas
2017-11-08 12:57 am UTC (link)
Dirty jeans usually are gross.

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[info]ex_forestry998
2017-11-08 12:58 am UTC (link)
Rotate, man.

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[info]imnotlegolas
2017-11-08 12:59 am UTC (link)
I do. I rotated and forgot to wash the dirty ones.

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[info]ex_forestry998
2017-11-08 12:59 am UTC (link)
Write it on your hand.

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[info]imnotlegolas
2017-11-08 01:02 am UTC (link)
Wash my hands too much at work for it to stay written on it.

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[info]ex_forestry998
2017-11-08 01:02 am UTC (link)
Well I don't know what to tell you.

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[info]imnotlegolas
2017-11-08 01:04 am UTC (link)
Think my wife would tell me to pay better attention to my clothes.

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[info]ex_forestry998
2017-11-08 01:08 am UTC (link)
You're married?

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[info]imnotlegolas
2017-11-08 01:09 am UTC (link)
I am.

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[info]ex_forestry998
2017-11-08 01:10 am UTC (link)
You don't seem the type.

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[info]imnotlegolas
2017-11-08 01:12 am UTC (link)
A lot of people say that actually. I just got lucky in finding a wonderful woman who liked my dorky ass.

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[info]ex_forestry998
2017-11-08 01:13 am UTC (link)
And dirty ass.

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[info]imnotlegolas
2017-11-08 01:20 am UTC (link)
It's not usually so dirty.

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[info]ex_forestry998
2017-11-08 01:22 am UTC (link)
Yeah sure.

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[info]imnotlegolas
2017-11-08 01:24 am UTC (link)
As the saying goes, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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[info]ex_forestry998
2017-11-08 03:15 am UTC (link)
You got a name?

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[info]imnotlegolas
2017-11-08 09:48 pm UTC (link)
Clint Barton.

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[info]ex_forestry998
2017-11-08 10:13 pm UTC (link)
Johanna Mason.

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[info]imnotlegolas
2017-11-08 11:27 pm UTC (link)
Nice to meet you.

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[info]ex_forestry998
2017-11-09 12:35 am UTC (link)
Yeah, I guess.

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[info]youaresocute
2017-11-08 02:43 am UTC (link)
Do I need to put your hamper farther away, Mr. I See Better from a Distance?

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[info]imnotlegolas
2017-11-08 03:02 am UTC (link)
If it is farther away I could try to see how many ways to chuck dirty clothes into it......

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[info]youaresocute
2017-11-08 12:39 pm UTC (link)
I'm not picking up the ones that don't make it.

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[info]imnotlegolas
2017-11-08 09:47 pm UTC (link)
You know I always pick up my messes dear.

....unless it's a renovation mess I have to leave out...

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[info]youaresocute
2017-11-08 10:56 pm UTC (link)
You leave all of your renovation messes out.

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[info]imnotlegolas
2017-11-08 11:28 pm UTC (link)
I would argue this but you are indeed right. At least I finish the projects I start?

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[info]youaresocute
2017-11-08 11:35 pm UTC (link)
Debatable.

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[info]imnotlegolas
2017-11-08 11:37 pm UTC (link)
I'll edit that to I finish most the projects I start.

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[info]youaresocute
2017-11-09 12:20 am UTC (link)
Honey, your delusions are adorable.

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[info]imnotlegolas
2017-11-09 12:22 am UTC (link)
So I've been told.

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[info]youaresocute
2017-11-09 12:31 am UTC (link)
I am never letting you work on our roof, by the way. We'd end up with turrets and a trebuchet.

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[info]imnotlegolas
2017-11-09 12:34 am UTC (link)
Those are excellent for defense though. Especially if the turrets have archery nooks in them.

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[info]youaresocute
2017-11-09 12:35 am UTC (link)
Clint, no.

You're going to have to cope with nooks in the attic.

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[info]imnotlegolas
2017-11-09 12:37 am UTC (link)
Yes but those nooks aren't archery nooks.

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[info]youaresocute
2017-11-09 01:08 am UTC (link)
Don't make me call Natasha.

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[info]imnotlegolas
2017-11-09 01:09 am UTC (link)
She'd want secret passages and places she could pop out of.

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[info]parrviolet
2017-11-08 03:33 am UTC (link)
You need to make a schedule.

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[info]imnotlegolas
2017-11-08 09:47 pm UTC (link)
I really should. Make things easier.

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