Bart / OTA
"Your name's Myron?" Bart figured it was a fancy British name. Then again, Bart wasn't a popular name anymore. Everyone always thought of the Simpsons kid. Would the wizards even know of the Simpsons?
Knowing they were wizards, he didn't think it was a bad idea to show off his speed. He ran around the house in a blur, checking out every room. There was one room he wanted to call dibs on, but he waited. Not even out of breath, he stopped in front of Myron. "Looks amazing! I've been staying at the motel. I work as a courier, so I'll be gone for most of the day and home all night."