My friend Ravi has been working on a cure. It works, but it got stolen But it's basically like a disease that slows down your heart rate to about one beat per minute. Because of that, everything else slows down to the point of — like my hair. It's white. It turned white. I'm really pale. You can stab me anywhere but the head, and I'll survive it. I once had open heart surgery without anesthetic.
The downside is that I have to eat brains — human brains — once a month or more or I will go scary Romero zombie and not be able to come back from it.