Helena taps the camera with her wand before taking a seat. She twirls her hair awkwardly with her finger and her eyes shift back and forth between the camera and the wall.
Um. Hello! Small wave to the camera. I haven't done this yet. So maybe I'll just start with my name, yeah? I think that's a very good place to start. Helena sings softly "Let's start at the very beginning. A very good place to start." From the Sound of Music. Oh right, so I'm Helena Gudgeon. I'm a Hit Wizard here or Hit Witch if you'd prefer, I work in FSU.
It's rather nice. I really enjoy the work. I think I get along with my co-workers, I enjoy working with them.
She pauses for a moment. Shifting in her seat uncomfortably.
Oh so the auction was nice. I won two dates. She laughs nervously. I don't know how that happened. My Mum still thinks it's funny. Her fingers continue to twirl her hair. Well I suppose that's it for me. I mean I started a new novel last night, but I don't think you'd be interested in that. Right? No, I wouldn't think so. Okay then!
She stands awkwardly before tapping the camera again with her wand to stop the recording.