aj totally shot first (ex_acoustica689) wrote in thedept, @ 2013-08-26 11:04:00 |
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AJ slides into the chair, totally at ease. He removes his rocking aviators and lets out a long exhale. So I'm supposed to be meeting with my supervisor right about now and I'm pretty sure I'm being let go. Which is the nicer way to say fired. But if we're being honest, and you should only sometimes be honest, I am being terminated. The use of the word terminated prompts him to give his best terminator impression. He makes his face look all seriously and says 'Hasta la vista...baby.' He manages to hold the whole serious thing for a few seconds before cracking himself up. But anyway, exactly to plan. One year and seven days to my hire date, I can say I beat the Spinnster. And also the government, because really guys, you do realize you not only paid me for a year of not really doing anything, but also put me on television? That was an interesting choice. Speaking of interesting choices, I totally want some epic montage of my best - which probably mean worst - cut between my escort from the Ministry later with some music. Hell, even try a throw back to me singing Alejandro. But whatever. I love all y'all. ... Except for you. AJ points randomly at the camera because...why not? It seems like a thing to do. I never trusted you. You know who you are. AJ pauses for a moment, chuckling to himself. Because yes, everything really still is a joke to him. He shakes his head and then looks back up at the camera. Alright, catch me doing far more exciting things in the future. I'm out. |