the DEPARTMENT (deptmods) wrote in thedept, @ 2013-05-20 08:48:00 |
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Media round-up for the DEPARTMENT, episode seven Headlines from the Daily Prophet, Weekend Edition, Saturday May 18th. Front page, “Wilkes extends policy platform, ramps up challenge.” Page 3, “Ministry resolves mysterious ailments, employees patent offending product.” On the WWN, Sunday 19th. The Alan and Jones show, with Bush Timbaugh. “Oh this is going to be good.” “Why, Bush, is that sarcasm I detect?” “Absolutely not, I’m giddy at the thought of everyone finding out just what a bunch of dumb-dumbs work at the Ministry.” “Why can’t we have this much snogging in our office, you guys?” “Come ask me again when you’re Viktor Krum’s daughter.” “Oh, so that’s your type.” “No, that’s my type of father-in-law.” “Suddenly a lot of people just got a lot more bangable.” “Is it the boobs?” “It’s the boobs.” “So many boobs.” “Jim Potter, dude’s really starting to look like a lady.” “Hey, did you skip ahead?” “What? No, he obviously wears the skirt in all of his relationships.” “Who spends this much time talking about food? Our taxes aren’t paying them to do that.” “So, your verdict, Jones, for the Weasley and Longbottom obsessed with bacon?” “This one was obviously dropped on his head as a baby. And the other one... ginger in his hair’s seeping into his brain.” “No! Where are the boobs going??” In Witch Weekly, Monday 20th. “He may be involved at the moment, but we don’t see a ring on his finger, so Gareth Blishwick is fair game, ladies! This gentle Welshman (yes, we’re sure he’d do the accent for you, if you asked) is sensitive, accomplished, and certainly easy on the eyes. These are the things you’re going to need to know to win his heart...” |