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CHOOSEN ONE ENGAGED TO MARRY!
London - It's been confirmed by journal investigators that Harry Potter has finally proposed to longtime girlfriend, Ginny Weasley! Weasley was spreading the good news through the journaling system since the New Year began. According to witnesses Potter proposed on at midnight on January 1, 2003 in Hogsmeade during the Firework display.
A doctored photograph of the couple in Hogsemeade during the fireworks display takes up most of the front page

32 FLYING CARPETS FOUND IN LEEDS
Leeds - An abandoned warehouse in Leeds was raided today by law enforcement officials yesterday after an anonymous tip. There they found 32 illegal flying carpets with no owner or name attached. It's believed this is the same stash of carpets being sold to muggles in the area. An investigation is ongoing to locate the carpet and warehouse owners.

HOUSELF INHERITS FORTUNE
Glasgow - A houself by the name of Ratchet was listed in Hannaberry Willis' will and testemant as the sole heir to her estate. The estate in which the houself inherited is a 50,000,00 galleon vault as well as a large country property. Willis is a halfblood who's husband made their enormous fortune selling brand name Willis Wireless hubs since 1904. Though it's still rare that house elves are granted their freedom as well as a large fortune it seems Willis' three children are not happy about the final wishes of their now deceased mother. Eldest son, Francis inherited the family business, but still has his reservations about handing his family home and money to an 'animal.' (Story continued on D3)

QUIDDITCH REVIEW & SCHEDULE
December 31st | Puddlemere vs Wigtown
Puddlemere won! Puddlemere 820 to Wigtown 540. United caught the snitch shortly after one of their beaters was knocked off of his broom by a bludger from the Wanderers. The player is okay and will be ready to play during their next game on the 14th. The game began at 11:00am and ended at 4:07pm.

January 2nd | Appleby vs Ballycastle
Appleby wins! Appleby 430 to Ballycastle 400. Ballycastle led in goal points up until a 3 minute long snitch chase by both team's seekers. Appleby won the snitch after Ballycastle seeker was debroomed by a bludger. Game began at 11:30am and ended at 6:48pm

January 4th | Tutshill vs Holyhead
Holyhead wins! Tutshill 200 to Holyhead 550. The game went relatively smooth. Holyhead was in th lead for most of the match and ended it when they caught the snitch. Game began at 3:00pm and ended 5:22pm.

UPCOMING MATCHES
January 8th | Montrose vs Falmouth
January 9th | Wigtown vs Chuddley
January 12th | Falmouth vs Kenmare
January 14th | Montrose vs Puddlemere
January 17th | Chuddley vs Caerphilly
January 21st | Puddlemere vs Kenmare
January 25th | Wigtown vs Montrose
January 27th | Caerphilly vs Holyhead
January 31st | Falmouth vs Puddlemere

CLASSIFIEDS
Wanted: Executive Assistant Ministry employee looking for assistant. Must be organized and responsible. Contact P. Weasley for further information

Wanted: Receptionist WWN is now accepting applications for personal front lobby receptionist. Must have people skills and floo-forwarding experience. Contact at Diagon Alley Office.

Wanted: Cauldron Tester Cadwallader Cauldrons in Barmouth, Wales is looking to hire potions inclined witches & wizards to test new line of Brass Cauldons. Contact at location.

Free Used Pensieve 3 used pensieves available for pick up as-is. FREE!! Pick up outside 154 Diagon Alley.

Enchanted Sewing Machine For Sale Santina Magic Sewing Machine for sale for 15galleons. Used only twice. Send inquiries to Hugo Farth

Lost Dobberman 3 year old Dobberman found outside Leaky Cauldron. One blue eye one hazel eye. Contact Nina Dubble.