Sarah
Oh, wow. That's the one of the silliest things I have ever heard.
I'm sure it's no fun for you, but really, from the perspective of someone else, it's hilarious. I'm sorry you have the most surreal case of food poisoning I've ever heard of, except that I'm really not sorry because again, hilarious.
Alright, now that is kind of peculiar. I didn't intend to say any of that, because it's rude, even if what you're going through is funny. Hm.