Oh, I never paid much attention to all the myth and whatnot. He fought against Loki with my dad, Bruce, and the other Avengers a while before I was born. Boom, saving the world from evil doers. Gotta love being the descendant of an Avenger. ...oh man, I wonder if he's here, like what ever happened to that guy after Thor took him back. Shit, I don't envy him at all, I bet he was executed or something. Sucked to be that guy. Don't try to take over Earth, next time, Frost Giant. How did you not hear that story? It's the best fucking one there is!
Allfather blah blah Asgard blah blah blah help save Midgard was all I got out of that, dude. Maybe you're right. But if you are...why the hell are we still here? I'm all for blaming my dad for the "What? Son?! I don't have a son!" thing he's probably got going on, but once he figures that out, he'll get us home. ...what's the Allfather's excuse?