"'spose they ain't, when you think about it." Charlotte laughed, before glancing about theatrically as if to check they weren't being overheard and leaning in, her voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper.
"'xcept for how all I have to do is look sympathetic, maybe nod a few times so it looks like I'm payin' attention, chirp in every so often with an oh, never or mmm, quite." She winked, straightening back up to her full (not very impressive) height. "Ain't important, like what you does, keepin' track of who needs to be told what about whom."