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Tweak says, "Save the cheerleader"

ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴅʟɪᴇsᴛ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ (weaponizing) wrote in theconsolenet,
@ 2018-05-17 17:32:00

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chandra nalaar, gamora, natasha romanoff, peter quill / star-lord

open to all (warnings for IW spoilers in comments)
I don't understand this device. It looks like a strange hunk of plastic.

Is anyone out there? My name is Gamora. I'm in a forest and sopping wet because I landed in a pond when I arrived. I'm not from this planet but I also don't know what this one is called.

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	IW SPOILERS IN TAGS pelvicsorcerer 2018-05-18 12:37 am UTC (link)
	Gamora, it’s... ~~it can’t be the afterlife..not everyone can share the same purgatory right~~ What kind of pond? Are there mushroom people?!? I haven’t seen any ponds, but I’m going to keep walking until I do. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	IW SPOILERS IN TAGS weaponizing 2018-05-18 01:16 am UTC (link)
	Peter-- I don't know, it's just a pond in a forest. There's a village called Aboda, and a beach up the way. Are you okay? Can you hurry? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	IW SPOILERS IN TAGS pelvicsorcerer 2018-05-18 01:21 am UTC (link)
	Oh, oh that’s good, that’s ah uh, Legend of Zelda place. I think. Try and head up to the village if you can, I’m coming. Hopefully in that direction. I’ll be better once I see you. I’m running as fast as I can, babe. Just. Keep talking to me. ~~Please~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	IW SPOILERS IN TAGS weaponizing 2018-05-18 01:24 am UTC (link)
	Who is Zelda and why are they legendary? I will head toward the village. Everything happened so fast, there was Thanos and I was falling - I thought I was dead but I landed in the pond and now I'm here and I don't know what anything is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	IW SPOILERS IN TAGS pelvicsorcerer 2018-05-18 01:28 am UTC (link)
	The legendary one is actually a dude named Link, who always has to save Zelda, and the kind of Hyrule. But I don’t think we’re there—just that village. It should actually be Link’s Legend. ~~Fuck~~ Yeah, well, I don’t think he’s here. Or anyone else. Maybe they’ll show up...eventually. I’m sorry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	IW SPOILERS IN TAGS weaponizing 2018-05-18 01:33 am UTC (link)
	Oh. I see. I think. It doesn't matter right now, and you don't need to apologize. I'll tell you everything once I see you and we can go someplace preferably dry and with food. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	IW SPOILERS IN TAGS pelvicsorcerer 2018-05-18 01:45 am UTC (link)
	It’s a video game, like the one Groot plays but more expansive. This whole place is like...a mix of them. I think. I actually really do. I blew it, Gamora—you’re hungry? I’m walking through another city and I think they have a store maybe with food. I have ten coins, did you get some too? Maybe we can trade them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	IW SPOILERS IN TAGS weaponizing 2018-05-18 01:49 am UTC (link)
	How did we end up on a video game planet? I'm sure you're being hard on yourself, Peter. Oh - yes. I have coins. They came with the plastic device that looks like one of your old music players. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	IW SPOILERS IN TAGS pelvicsorcerer 2018-05-18 01:58 am UTC (link)
	Well at first I thought it was like a purgatory? But there’s people from different planets and galaxies here so...that’s good news? I wish I was. Good, see if you can’t find a safe place in exchange while we figure things out. The villagers might be skiddish so be gentle. This store has food, so I’ll take care of that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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weaponizing
2018-05-18 02:07 am UTC (link)

I'm sure I'd end up going straight to Hell anyway if there is one, no stop in any purgatory.

[some time later]

There's a house with a blue door that they showed me to. I just had to pull out a dead tree stump for them in return, it wasn't difficult ~~but now I miss Groot and his teenage tree angst~~. I'll make a fire in the fireplace so you can find me easily by the smoke from the chimney.

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pelvicsorcerer
2018-05-18 02:15 am UTC (link)

Bullshit, you would not. And if that’s the case then I’d be there waiting for you too.

Ok, ok sorry there were all these little creatures in the grass and I had to walk around on the paths only or they’d jump out and freak out. I got a few things, I don’t know how to get more of these tokens but if the villagers are trading for labor then we’ll be in good shape.

I’ll look for the fire..this path goes on forever. But I think I’m leaving the city and I see Forrest. Did you get warm?

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	IW SPOILERS IN TAGS weaponizing 2018-05-18 02:21 am UTC (link)
	This place really does sound like a video game. I'll wait for you. And yes, I'm warmer. I took off my clothes to let them dry by the fire. So I am just in a blanket now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	IW SPOILERS IN TAGS pelvicsorcerer 2018-05-18 02:33 am UTC (link)
	Wouldn’t be the weirdest thing we’ve seen. Or the worst. Ok, just be careful none of those villagers get fresh. I have my jacket too if you want it. I’ll be there soon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	IW SPOILERS IN TAGS weaponizing 2018-05-18 10:34 am UTC (link)
	No, I think we've seen the worst. And he happens to be my father. They seem too polite to get fresh. I am alone now anyway, they left me be. I'll see you soon then, Peter. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	IW SPOILERS IN TAGS pelvicsorcerer 2018-05-18 02:00 pm UTC (link)
	He’s not your real dad. You know that. Probably. Just relax and stay warm...love you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	IW SPOILERS IN TAGS weaponizing 2018-05-18 02:15 pm UTC (link)
	I know. It is a shame he is all I had. I love you, Peter. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	IW SPOILERS IN TAGS pelvicsorcerer 2018-05-18 02:24 pm UTC (link)
	You deserved better. But despite all that, you’re the strongest, smartest, most selfless woman in the galaxy. And you choose to be you all on your own. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	pyrohelix 2018-05-18 07:19 am UTC (link)
	I can offer heat to dry you off if you can tell me why the gremlin I accidentally stepped on tried to set me on fire before I could set it on fire? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	weaponizing 2018-05-18 10:06 am UTC (link)
	Because we are on a video game planet, apparently. I have not seen any gremlins though. I would just be careful where you step. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pyrohelix 2018-05-22 02:48 am UTC (link)
	Um.. video game? What's that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	weaponizing 2018-05-22 01:04 pm UTC (link)
	It is a toy, mostly. Where you pretend like you have a mission to complete and enemies to fight. One of my friends is very much into them - they are popular with teenagers. This planet is just a real life video game. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pyrohelix 2018-05-24 05:42 am UTC (link)
	Still not following. When I have a toy, I don't go inside it. It's just a toy. Missions and enemies happen in real life. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	weaponizing 2018-05-24 11:51 am UTC (link)
	My boyfriend is better at explaining it. He played them all the time when he was a child. I'm an alien, we didn't have video games when I was growing up. We had death matches and holding in tears. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pyrohelix 2018-05-25 04:52 am UTC (link)
	My parents were artificers and made constructs and servos. That's what we had for toys. I guess I have a lot to learn about this place. I don't exactly know what a death match is, but if you mean fighting for your life, I've done that lots of times. Just not as a ... sport? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	weaponizing 2018-05-25 12:29 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sure we all do. There is much to learn. But I do know it's safe in the village where I am - the house with the blue door, if you find yourself here. My father would pit me and my sister against each other to win his approval, that's what I mean. I became obsessed with winning. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pyrohelix 2018-05-30 05:22 am UTC (link)
	Blue door. I'm still wondering where to stay. The nice ladies in pink let me stay at the Po-ki-mon center, for a few days. She says that's what the gremlins are called, but I think they're still gremlins. I don't like losing... we may have that in common. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	webweaving 2018-05-20 02:19 am UTC (link)
	Gamora. Now, that rings a bell. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	weaponizing 2018-05-20 02:21 am UTC (link)
	I am sure it does. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	webweaving 2018-05-20 03:42 am UTC (link)
	Common name, is it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	weaponizing 2018-05-20 01:16 pm UTC (link)
	What do you want? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	webweaving 2018-05-20 09:22 pm UTC (link)
	Just to keep in touch. I find that people like us are much more comfortable when they're well-informed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	weaponizing 2018-05-20 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	People like us? I don't even know who you are. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	webweaving 2018-05-20 10:04 pm UTC (link)
	Natasha Romanoff. Nice to meet you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	weaponizing 2018-05-20 10:06 pm UTC (link)
	Gamora, as stated. You too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	webweaving 2018-05-20 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	Your reputation precedes you. My former employers kept a very close eye on your whereabouts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	weaponizing 2018-05-20 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	Your former employer is probably dead. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	webweaving 2018-05-20 11:47 pm UTC (link)
	Many of them are, yes. (Reply to this) (Parent)