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ᴋᴇʟʟʏ ᴍᴀxᴡᴇʟʟ 💥 ᴀsʜ ᴠs ᴇᴠɪʟ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ (dieami) wrote in theconsolenet,
@ 2018-05-15 17:27:00

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chandra nalaar, kelly maxwell, killian jones, peter quill / star-lord, regina mills, wanda maximoff

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There really couldn't have been a worse time to throw me into another middle-of-nowhere shit town.

How is anyone supposed to see anything, anyway? This fog is insane.

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	fears 2018-05-15 09:34 pm UTC (link)
	I don't have fog. The weather seems different in many places. I'm not sure this is right. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dieami 2018-05-15 09:48 pm UTC (link)
	I can double down on that with certainty. Something's seriously screwed up here. Okay, what do you see around you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fears 2018-05-15 09:59 pm UTC (link)
	That seems very likely. This is not home by any stretch. Trees, green pipes. Strange turtles. It's very bright. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dieami 2018-05-15 10:25 pm UTC (link)
	Pipes and turtles? If you tell me you see walking mushrooms, I'm going to lose it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fears 2018-05-16 09:32 pm UTC (link)
	Is that what the red and white little blobs are? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dieami 2018-05-21 07:22 pm UTC (link)
	~~FuckingMario!?~~ Yes - those are the good ones. Just steer clear of the brownish ones, they're bad like the turtles. Don't ask me what will happen if they touch you. It's usually not good in the game. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fears 2018-05-22 08:33 am UTC (link)
	~~How do people know this~~ Okay, I'll avoid them. Thank you. I will not let them touch me. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	pelvicsorcerer 2018-05-15 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	Fog? I'm in Mario World with...fuckin' Goombas and Toads. Maybe...maybe this is purgatory. You might wanna get out of the foggy area then, nothing good happens in fogs. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dieami 2018-05-15 10:28 pm UTC (link)
	I fucking knew it. You might wanna keep your eyes out. I think there's someone else there with you. It better not be. I've worked to hard to be blinked into limbo-land. Yeah... The general vibe of this place is very... "looming death" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pelvicsorcerer 2018-05-15 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	Other than Mario? I haven't seen him, and if I did, then I'd KNOW this was some crazy dream. Yeah, well... Looming death is probably not good. Head for the light. Or anyplace green. Seriously, I don't remember there being a fog level in Mario... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dieami 2018-05-15 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	...Yeah, other than Mario. I'll go ahead and pop that bubble of this being a dream. I'd say it's even a reach for shared hallucination. Maybe it's a part of Luigi's Mansion. Based on what I'm hearing, I am doubting it more and more. ~~Thank god I came armed~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pelvicsorcerer 2018-05-16 12:42 am UTC (link)
	I've got my blasters, I'll be ready. Sine when did Luigi get a mansion? I only see Peach's Castle in the distance and I don't even know if I wanna go there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dieami 2018-05-21 07:12 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe a decade ago? It was a whole Ghostbusters situation if I remember right. You might get lucky and Bowser has her in another castle. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pelvicsorcerer 2018-05-23 04:56 pm UTC (link)
	I love the Ghostbusters. Seriously one of the best movies ever. There's only one castle..that I know of..so far. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	piracy 2018-05-15 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	A worse time? Were you busy saving the world? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dieami 2018-05-15 10:30 pm UTC (link)
	Actually? Yeah. Unless Hell on Earth is your kind of thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	piracy 2018-05-15 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	It's very much my kind of thing, darling. I like a spot of adventure here and there, don't you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dieami 2018-05-15 11:16 pm UTC (link)
	[...] Right. If by "spot of adventure" you mean cutting demons in half with an assault rifle, then yeah, it's fucking fantastic. And don't call me darling. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	piracy 2018-05-15 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	Talking dirty to me already, and we only just met. Shiver me timbers. Then you ought to tell me your name, don't you think? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dieami 2018-05-15 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	~~Shiv~~ ~~Are you ki~~ I've blacked out right? This fog has seeped into my brain. Please tell me this is your fight or flight response and you're not actually trying to flirt. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	piracy 2018-05-15 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	I certainly hope you haven't blacked out. But if you can type whilst unconscious, I'd say that's quite impressive. Admittedly, out of all the f words, the one I choose most often is more entertaining than fight or flight. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dieami 2018-05-15 11:55 pm UTC (link)
	What can I say, I'm a woman of many talents. Wow. Dedication in the face of adversity. You've either got a giant ego or you're thick in the head. ~~Ash would love you~~ You can have a name. It's Kelly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	piracy 2018-05-15 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	I'm a man of many talents myself, actually. Though I have survived hundreds of years so one probably develops a bit of an ego after that. A pleasure, Kelly. I'm Killian. Hook to most. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dieami 2018-05-21 06:00 pm UTC (link)
	Hundreds of years? Didn't make a deal with a demon for that, did you? And Hook? Let me guess, you watched the movie one too many times and your friends pinned you for your pirate obsession. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	piracy 2018-05-21 06:09 pm UTC (link)
	I've encountered my fair share of demons, but making deals with them - not often a good idea. Never seen any of the films. I've a feeling it would just offend me, as the actual Hook. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dieami 2018-05-21 07:08 pm UTC (link)
	You're Captain Hook? Bullshit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	piracy 2018-05-21 07:09 pm UTC (link)
	How would you like me to prove it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dieami 2018-05-21 07:34 pm UTC (link)
	I mean, seeing the actual hook feels like the obvious answer. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that you wouldn't be fanatical enough to do that to yourself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	piracy 2018-05-21 07:37 pm UTC (link)
	I didn't cut off my own hand, no. But I'll gladly share the story of how it happened and show off the grotesque appendage over drinks sometime. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dieami 2018-05-21 07:59 pm UTC (link)
	You provide the drinks and I'll believe whatever story you've got - no proof needed. Given I make it out of this town. Where were you lucky enough to land? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	piracy 2018-05-21 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, you'll be alright - keep going, you'll see the bright lights of the casino city at some point. Past that there's a forest, then a beach, which is where I am. I've been doing some exploring, sketching a map as I go. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dieami 2018-05-21 08:24 pm UTC (link)
	No shortage of variety then. And I'm also taking a leap that no one has built an expressway through them all. Smart. What's your best guess for how large this place is? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	piracy 2018-05-21 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	Doesn't seem that way, no. The more modern cities ought to have more efficient options like motorbikes or what have you, unless you make friends with someone who can teleport. Though once I build a boat, I plan to sail and see where the sea takes me. Each section I've been in doesn't seem to be overly large - a small state's worth of land mass, I'd guess. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dieami 2018-05-21 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think I've ever seen the phrase "build a boat" put so casually. You make this sound like old hat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	piracy 2018-05-21 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	Showing up in another realm and having to navigate? Oh, it's very much old hat. At least this time my memories haven't been erased. Which just means all I can think of is getting back to my daughter, but alas. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dieami 2018-05-22 02:05 am UTC (link)
	That just raises more questions. [...] ~~Well. shit.~~ Does she have people where you're from? Ones to look out for her? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	piracy 2018-05-22 01:23 pm UTC (link)
	I do like inquisitive people. Aye, she does. She's got her ladyfriend - True Love, and all of that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	pyrohelix 2018-05-16 04:37 am UTC (link)
	You bring a friend who is a light? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dieami 2018-05-21 05:54 pm UTC (link)
	Like... a flashlight? Afraid I didn't think to pack one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pyrohelix 2018-05-22 02:57 am UTC (link)
	No, like ... who is a light. Like a walking fire. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	madamemayor 2018-05-20 01:57 am UTC (link)
	If my instincts are correct - and they usually are - we wouldn't want to see anything the parting fog would reveal to us. Any place where the very atmosphere feels like a lead weight on your shoulders is a place left unexplored. Trust me. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dieami 2018-05-21 05:56 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I more than take your word for it -- I've lived it. Maybe less fog, but I've been around evil before. Any tips on getting through this without revealing any big nasty? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	madamemayor 2018-05-28 12:24 am UTC (link)
	Good. We're on the same page, then. Unless you have the means to drop the temperature of the air quickly and significantly, then no. I, however, have a spell for that. Should you happen to be close enough to benefit, be aware that this only drops the fog; it doesn't dissipate it. You'll still need to watch your step. (Reply to this) (Parent)