You don't enjoy being condescended to? Yes, I can see why that would annoy someone. Take a hint, maybe.
In case you didn't notice, a red carpet was not rolled out for you. No one was aware of your arrival until you announced yourself in this stupid way so asking is really the only way you'd know something. If you had just asked, I would have given you the information you wanted.
But now, instead, I will just invite you to go fuck yourself.