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Tweak says, "Banana Phone"

𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕃𝕠𝕣𝕕 (pelvicsorcerer) wrote in theconsolenet,
@ 2018-05-23 21:16:00

Entry tags:

gamora, peter quill / star-lord

Message to Gamora
Babe, I have to help some primitive people not die while we go looking for a weapon maker they found. It's mostly to get your sword fixed--but they have lead bullets. So. I'm pretty sure that falls under our jurisdiction of guarding. But also--I promise to take good care of the Godslayer if you'll let me take it with us.

I tried to talk to the colorful bi-ped animals over in New Leaf, friendly people, Rocket would be right at home. There's a Llama couple there that will build anything but weapons so this little excursion is necessary. But I did some fishing there and gathering to trade for some clothes and other goods. If you want anything else built for the cottage they're the ones to see.

~~How are you feeling~~

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	pelvicsorcerer 2018-05-25 01:40 pm UTC (link)
	Well, yeah. They had no idea who Drax, Mantis, or I were. And you’re totally wrong! They have wizards with magic, no joke, and Stark had his iron suit that shoots repulsor lasers. Thor’s super friend squad wasn’t using lead. I know. I do too. Even Rocket’s mean, below the belt personal attacks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	weaponizing 2018-05-25 01:42 pm UTC (link)
	There are appear to be different versions of Earth, based on what people say. Not every version has a Tony Stark or a Thor, with his...muscles. Those just mean he likes you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pelvicsorcerer 2018-05-25 02:02 pm UTC (link)
	Why are we talking about Thor’s muscles? So he walks around sleeveless. He’s like, just asking for attention. He likes kicking me in the nads is what he likes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	weaponizing 2018-05-25 02:10 pm UTC (link)
	Because it makes you jealous and it's cute when you get jealous. I like your nads too, but for different reasons. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

pelvicsorcerer
2018-05-25 02:25 pm UTC (link)

Jealous? Of Mr. One Eyed elitist ship theif? No, you guys were just oogling him like he was a Butterfinger and I had to stop you before it got embarrassing. Because I was seriously embarrassed for you. And Drax is the one whose one bag of chips away from fat, alright. Just because some people wear clothes—space is cold what are they even doing.

Everyone should leave my nads alone and safe.

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	weaponizing 2018-05-25 02:29 pm UTC (link)
	Peter, you're not fat. Honestly. You sound like a housewife. Do you not want me to touch them anymore? Do you need a chastity belt? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pelvicsorcerer 2018-05-25 02:38 pm UTC (link)
	What’s that even supposed to mean? Maybe. They’ve been kicked so many times. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	weaponizing 2018-05-25 03:04 pm UTC (link)
	It means you sound silly fretting about your weight. I never kicked you in the nads. Maybe punched but that was before we were fornicating regularly. Is something else bothering you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pelvicsorcerer 2018-05-25 03:21 pm UTC (link)
	I’m not fretting. Drax and Rocket were fretting. Yeah, maybe punched. Definitely something...no. I’m fine. Just wish they were here is all. Wish we had our ship. Couple of simple things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	weaponizing 2018-05-25 08:39 pm UTC (link)
	You're still fretting. Neither of us are fine. We may not have the others or the Benatar, but we will make it. I'll try to cheer you up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pelvicsorcerer 2018-05-25 10:29 pm UTC (link)
	Just about you. You're the one who needs cheering up. And getting your weapon fixed should be a good start. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	weaponizing 2018-05-25 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	Cheering you up helps me cheer up too. But having the Godslayer intact and ready to cut someone's head off helps too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pelvicsorcerer 2018-05-26 01:39 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, well. Me too. But the other way around. Then that's what we'll do. Diseased, pizza faced people or not. You can't get sick right? Maybe you should wear my helmet... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	weaponizing 2018-05-26 01:43 am UTC (link)
	That is very sweet of you. I'll be fine. My healing factor will prevent me from getting sick, so you can keep the helmet. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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