the console logs

WHO: Killian & Jefferson
WHERE: Yoshi's Island - Super Smash Bros
WHEN: June 17th
WHAT: Fighting Luigi and Pikachu with a whole lot of WTF
WARNINGS: Video Game violence and Cursing
STATUS: Complete

( Well, first I'm gonna warp you into a world of hate and war where you'll assault everyone you have ever known and loved before! )

WHO: Morrigan & Alistair
WHERE: Magic Crafter Mountain
WHEN: Today?
WHAT: Paying the dragons a visit, and making a deal with them
WARNINGS: RIP random druids
STATUS: Complete

( They look like old men that belong in a library. )