MAUGRIM (![]() ![]() @ 2010-07-21 23:26:00 |
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To Whom it May Concern, Hello! I would like to register a very SERIOUS COMPLAINT about the RIFRAFF who have been coming into my shop and causing TROUBLE for all my beautiful and very LOYAL customers. Well, I say RIFRAFF but what I really mean is SCUM. Well I say SCUM but what I really mean is SCOURGE of hard working individuals like myself. I consider my esteemed shop a HAVEN for people of NEED who desire to self-improve in a calm and AFFECTIONATE environment. I have always prided myself on a WELCOMING environment, and I found myself quite mortified when all of my hard-work was DASHED to pieces by several gentlemen who simply did not understand the AURA of Madam Primpernelle's and the IMPORTANCE that I place upon the WELL-BEING of my clients. They simply wandered in, pestering me when I should have been serving my REGULAR clientèle, and then proceeded to HARASS me when I refused to waste time on those who clearly were UNINTERESTED in my services (though I must point out that they were in desperate need of anti-aging tonic and perhaps a thorough scrub with Madame Primpernelle's Exotic Bubble Bath™, only 15 sickles until next Tuesday!). They simply would NOT leave, even when I threatened to call the Department of Magical Law Enforcement! I could never do such a thing with my CUSTOMERS in the store, I could not abide making them uncomfortable, but I certainly SHOULD HAVE. I do NOT wish to be HARANGUED about my blood status ever AGAIN! I am under the DISTINCT impression that they will be back! And I expect you to do SOMETHING about it! Something useful! XoXo Estrella Primpernelle Madam Primpernelle's Beautifying Potions and Salon |