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Can someone help me? I know this isn't heaven, but I may actually find out what it's like soon if I don't stop the bleeding.

Can someone tell me what is going on? How am I not in New York?

Where am I now?

I don't mind the change of scenery, but Paris does happen to be beautiful and Tali was just getting used to Paris. And now you've uprooted us once again.

Wait, this isn't Abigail Adams. I'm not even sure it's New York. Where am I? Maya? MAAAAAAAAAYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!