The Quibbler
Who: The Quibbler, (Comments enabled) Where: Delivered to anyone with Quibbler Subscription When: 28 March, 2019 Summary: News Not of the Norm
Do Doxies Cause Xenophobia?
By: Luna Lovegood
Relations between those with magic and those without goes back as far as humans, and questions of blood purity date back at least as far as Merlin. It has always been seen as a symptom of bigotry and intolerance, But as the conflict between Muggles and Wizards continues to escalate, this reporter can't help but wonder if the xenophobic furor that seems to be sweeping our nation has a more concrete root. Doxies are small, imp like creatures that have always been known for their powerful and toxic venom. But what if the little sprites had a power we have only been peripherally aware of? This reporter spent a week locked in a small muggle shed with only an angry sack of Doxies for company, and she noted a marked rise in anti-muggle sentiment, anti-Dave sentiment in particular. Could it be that Doxies have latent mind control powers that, when exposed to over long periods of time, cause… continued page 5
What Does Your Star Sign Say About Your Dental Health?
By: Mary McFarland
Aries: March 21 - April 19: Use only mint flavored dental floss to avoid sentient cavities. Brush only in rooms with good lighting, and avoid paste with cinnamon in … continued page 7