"Merlin's balls, why would you want to do that?" Theo might not want to be a Death Eater, but he had no interest in Muggles or really anything inferior to them. Werewolves were rather interesting though. Maybe all dark beings were interesting.
"First off, I'm not sure why you'd want to tend a bar anywhere, magical or Muggle. Just the idea would upset Pansy terribly and just because I married her, it doesn't mean that you shouldn't do your best to keep her happy. She likes you." Theo was pretty sure that Pansy wanted Draco as much as he did. If that was possible, but it had been a bad match and Pansy was forever careful with image.
"Second, if you are that bored, you can always come to the manor and spend time with us. We like having you over, Third, you should know that I'm full of brilliant idea," he said, smiling at Draco. Theo squeezed Draco's arm, and if that forced Draco to keep his hand on Theo's shoulder, then it was doubly good. "We want you around, Draco. You can come and stay with us if you get tired of this house. We'd love the company." Yes, definitely a masochist.