Groovy! Glad we're on the same page, dawg! It's worse than I thought. Is this magic?
You're totes safe here for tha most part! Uh, this might be hecka hard to explain, broski, but you were brought here by a portal from your homeland. It's been wack for all o'us, that's probs why you're confused and why there's no aethetical field! Not that I know what that is. Here, ya need any help? Food or anythin'? You wanna come stay at my place for a bit?