It's a disease that comes from blood ticks. Trust me, you do not want it.
You can come see him if you want, he looooves visitors. He used to live in the mens' bathroom at the radio station back in where he used to live, so he saw all kinds of faces. Here, he just sees me. And I know he appreciates variety.
So let me get this straight. You knew someone named Jack, who had spiders the size of small dogs?