Who: Parker and Ford What: Wacky antics When: Um now? Where: Somewhere in the TARDIS, just hanging out Warnings: Doubtful
Parker had been hanging out in the TARDIS, just kind of minding her own business. There wasn't a whole lot in here for her to do that actually appealed to her. There wasn't like people to help, or places to rob or things to break into. It made a sad Parker. A very sad Parker indeed. There also wasn't anything fun to do like jump off of buildings and things.
However she had made pancakes and sausage and then found fortune cookies and put skittles in with the sausage. It was weird and gross, but she liked it. Walking around, she spotted that guy who was a virgin. "Hey look, it's Ford with one name. Or do you have two names and I don't remember."