"After," he said, raising an eyebrow at Joker, lips twitching despite his efforts to look hard-ass. "You'll have to watch me dance, then go to prison. For years. It'd be horrible. You wouldn't last long in prison. You're too pretty. We'll send Garrus instead."
He leaned over and kissed Kaidan softly. "Let's get a drink, first. Strongest stuff you've got," he said, turning to the bartender.